Sign Language Spam [-?!-]

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Geez, the last few months my inbox gets loads of annoying, poorly inspired letters. "You have to read", "You require to read", "You must to read", "You should to read". [...] »

Apart from the horrible english, where have those more sensational (and shocking) titles been? I'm citing:
"Break through walls with your cock!",
"Viagra falls"
or a just more kindly "I LOVE YOU!" - Bang! bye computer...

Spam, it's the nightmare of every self-respecting internaut. Thanks to efficient Bayesian spamfilters, most shocking topics get filtered out. That's why spammers try nowadays with boring keywords such as: "you ... to read". The word is changing to mislead the smart filters.

During my 9 years online presence, I have heard about spam in about any language in the world.
But, wait, not about sign language spam...

Thank god I haven't ever received spam in my mother tongue! My white, sweet language, shall thou remain thy innocence, takest mine eyes.

Just imagine spam would be spread in a sign language, that would be really bad.0 Filters, nor any algorythm is smart enough to decode a message delivered in a sign language...

Hence, the power of our language! Computers can nowadays decode realtime handwriting, speech and even images. But never has any software succeeded to decode a simple signed message!
Sign language beats technology :-)

But anyway, as technology gets cheaper, the chance to get a spam message in sign language in your inbox is getting closer. And your filters won't block it out, or they will have to block any incoming video.
But honestly, somewhere, I'm pretty curious how such a sign-spam would look like, just for once, for a good laugh!
Would there be this woman explaining me in ASL how viagra works?
Or would a Deaf man tell me I MUST buy a fake rolex? If he's smart, he's wearing a mask, not to get recognized by other Deafies. That'd be funny!

Getting sign-spammed in sign language. The dark side of sign language media in the future... Let's hope it never happens!
Anyway, would it ever happen, anyone who has seen the first spam in sign language, email it to me straight away! I need a laugh!

Sven at signfuse dot com
[only signed spam please!]

Submitted by s7en on 24 October, 2006 - 11:02.
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